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Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

chlamydia of the eye

I was in a band called that.

We mostly played polka covers of Rage Against The Machine songs and acid jazz originals.

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FishFace@piefed.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago
Did you seek glory? Did you find it?

I learnt you could get chlamydia of the eye when my best friend told me her friend got it, followed immediately by “no, not how you’re thinking”… She’d used her eyeliner to draw on her boyfriends cock 🙃

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- Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago
  
  Did you seek glory? Did you find it?
  
  Just one song before the virus took hold
  
  Yes, I am indeed using a song about dying from AIDS to build on my joke about a fictional eye disease themed band 😁😎
  
  I learnt you could get chlamydia of the eye when my best friend told me her friend got it, followed immediately by “no, not how you’re thinking”… She’d used her eyeliner to draw on her boyfriends cock 🙃
  
  That’s both hilarious and horrifying 😆😮
  
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  - FishFace@piefed.social ⁨55⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago
    song is a banger tho
    
    yeah she told me that probably in 2009 and it will always stay with me lol
    
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    Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨52⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago
    
    song is a banger tho
    
    Absolutely! The entire first act is absolutely flawless IMO, though it goes a bit downhill from there…
    
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