You wouldn’t eat a lobster… if you could fuck it instead

You wouldn’t download a webpage… wait, no, hang on…

You wouldn’t take a photocopy,… no, wait,…

You wouldn’t hit a drum… no, I’ll get there,…

You wouldn’t steal a march,… no that’s not right…

You wouldn’t copy an AI’s proprietary output,… no something else, something else

You wouldn’t punch a ticket… nope

Oh I’m no good at this. The Federation of Arsey Copyright Tattletales won’t hire me.