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tetris11@feddit.uk 15 hours agoAnd when the CEO walks into the room to verify, look them dead in the eye with a “Hi, absent dad” look. Hit them right in the tiny latent guilt-ridden side of their brain. When they ask you who your mother was, tilt your head up slightly and smile wanly whilst narrowing your eyes at them.
TwodogsFighting@lemdro.id 14 hours ago
Bonus points if the ceo is the same age, or younger than you.
tetris11@feddit.uk 14 hours ago
Tilt your head to the side and nod knowingly at them. It will both bolster and flatter their egomanic tendencies that they either will have figured out timetravel or that they think that you think that they are capable of it.