Comment on Don’t you lie to me

BallShapedMan@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

• BallShapedMan@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Oh, god, not dog. My bad.

  In that case I’d pee on it to mark my territory.

  source

  • Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    This is perfect for the NYPD entrapment operations mentioned by another comment under this post. Imagine their surprise when they realize they have ro deal with a urine-soaked wallet now. You’d probably still get arrested for disturbing the peace or indecency or whatever charge that jurisdiction uses to arrest people without an actual cause, but it would be worth it.

    source

    • BallShapedMan@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      I’ve never been in the blotter, if this got me in the blotter I would absolutely print the article and frame it for all to see!

      source

      • Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

        If you make t-shirts, I’ll buy one and wear it frequently.

        source

        • -> View More Comments
• wake@quokk.au ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  On the internet no one knows you’re a dog.

  source

  • BallShapedMan@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Shhh! Secret!

    source