On the internet no one knows you’re a dog.
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BallShapedMan@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I’d pee on it to mark my territory
Comment on Don’t you lie to me
BallShapedMan@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I’d pee on it to mark my territory
On the internet no one knows you’re a dog.
Shhh! Secret!
BallShapedMan@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Oh, god, not dog. My bad.
In that case I’d pee on it to mark my territory.
Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 2 months ago
This is perfect for the NYPD entrapment operations mentioned by another comment under this post. Imagine their surprise when they realize they have ro deal with a urine-soaked wallet now. You’d probably still get arrested for disturbing the peace or indecency or whatever charge that jurisdiction uses to arrest people without an actual cause, but it would be worth it.
BallShapedMan@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I’ve never been in the blotter, if this got me in the blotter I would absolutely print the article and frame it for all to see!
Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 2 months ago
If you make t-shirts, I’ll buy one and wear it frequently.