Comment on Gotta shit the right way
cobn@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 day ago
Incorrect, as you are more valuable when going to the toilet and should position yourself for optimal position to retaliate in case a ninja/pirate/swat bursts into your bathroom.
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Hacksaw@lemmy.ca 14 hours ago
“you are more valuable when going to the toilet” is the most mysterious thing I’ve read all week.
Why? To whom? What specifically about the toilet? Does my value also increase at urinals? What about if I shit in the woods?
So many questions.
pastaq@lemmy.world 10 hours ago
Pretty sure ‘vulnerable’ was intended.