Comment on Gotta shit the right way
cobn@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
Incorrect, as you are more valuable when going to the toilet and should position yourself for optimal position to retaliate in case a ninja/pirate/swat bursts into your bathroom.
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Hacksaw@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
“you are more valuable when going to the toilet” is the most mysterious thing I’ve read all week.
Why? To whom? What specifically about the toilet? Does my value also increase at urinals? What about if I shit in the woods?
So many questions.
pastaq@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Pretty sure ‘vulnerable’ was intended.
cobn@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
Autocorrect strikes again
Hacksaw@lemmy.ca 1 month ago
I’m unhappy that you corrected your comment. You’ve just destroyed a small bit of the mystery left in this world lol!