Honestly, if someone messaged me to go die in a fire I wouldn’t be surprised. I’m a grade A asshole. You say dumb shit, I’m gonna call it out. You act better than me, I’m gonna be as scummy as you think I am.

It’s a bad habit I picked up from my mom. I’ll never forget at a whataburger the dude at the window was rude and she turned and said “Suck my dick.” The guy opened the window and said “Excuse me?” And this woman turned and said “I said suck my dick!”

But I don’t blame her being mean, she had to be honestly.