Put salami on bread,. everyone ignores your sandwich-making.
Put salami on a cat, everyone loses their minds!
Except the cat, he’ll just go “oh! A treat!”
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MacaqueAndCheese@lemmy.ca 2 days ago
Fun fact: it’s a crime to bake a cat but not a crime to bake bread.
elephantium@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Reginald_T_Biter@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Believe me, the cat is gonna lose their mind too. Ever seen a cat around cold cuts?
Denvil@piefed.world 2 days ago
But is it a crime to get a cat baked? 🤔
elephantium@lemmy.world 1 day ago
One time I had my cat out for a walk in his harness. He started going nuts on this random spiky looking plant by a fence. My wife and I are like, uh oh, is that cat safe?
I took a photo and uploaded it to a plant ID site (was, and still am, amazed that they are just casually online with such a tool).
Catnip.
Absolute_Slayer@lemmy.world 2 days ago
Sometimes
lugal@sopuli.xyz 1 day ago
Double standard…
gandalf_der_12te@feddit.org 18 hours ago
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