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Replying something that has already been covered in the few, easily checked replies because you’re too lazy to look and think you’re brilliant exists here, so hopefully Karma does exist in life so someone drones on endlessly at the people who do that shit.

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OwOarchist@pawb.social ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

but I’m never going to make it to ban lists if I’m not a big enough dick.

Bruh, all you have to do is say the word ‘perchance’.

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- Abyssian@lemmy.world ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago
  I can’t see myself saying ‘perchance’ and everyone not knowing it’s totally performative. But when I’m a dick everyone’s just like “Yeah, that guy’s a dick.”
  
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  - OwOarchist@pawb.social ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago
    
    I can’t see myself saying ‘perchance’ and everyone not knowing it’s totally performative.
    
    You just said it.
    
    I really doubt that putting it in quotes will keep you off the ban list.
    
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    Abyssian@lemmy.world ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago
    Well, I also compensate by trying to at least be a huge dick.
    
    And I bought a shirt that says “World’s biggest dick with the world’s smallest dick” and I can’t wear it if everyone’s going to be like “Nah, Steve’s a way bigger dick than you.”
    
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