Comment on Pervert cancer
saltesc@lemmy.world 4 days ago
What’s the bet a certain someone in a certain white Chevy pickup had a dog die from cancer a while ago and they themselves recently had a battle with testicular cancer, and there’s things a doctor never wanted to hear or say as they tried to convince the certain someone in a certain white Chevy pickup that, “no, cancer cannot be transmitted from dogs to humans.”
mirshafie@europe.pub 4 days ago
“Dogs get cancer at 10x the rate of you and me, because dogs lick their balls and eat their turds. I did a decade of yoga to teach myself to lick my own balls, and then I got pervert butt cancer. NO DOG IN HOUSE!”