Smoke up, Johnny!
Comment on My 98 Oldsmobile
terranoid@lemmy.cafe 1 week ago
It’s 1992. Your mom takes you to Dairy Queen in her oldsmobile. She lights up a cigarette. She asks if you want one. You say no. She says stop acting like such a pussy. You take the cigarette. She lights it for you.
psycotica0@lemmy.ca 1 week ago
urushitan@kakera.kintsugi.moe 1 week ago
She throws her empty bud can out the window and hands you two dollars to get a blizzard
nullspace@lemmy.world 1 week ago
You walk into the Dairy Queen. A group of teenagers are smoking in a booth. One of them ashes their cigarette into a Dairy Queen-branded ashtray on the table.