What a bunch of shit. I go to work every day because I like what I get to do and I need to be there. If I didn’t like what I do or need to be there, fuck traffic. Fuck driving at all, and frankly, I didn’t put my balls on the line to declare my love to the woman I married just to spend most of my life with some randos. I want to be home having all sorts of sex with her all the time possible for us to do that…but I do like the things I do. So honey, I’ll be a little late but keep my couch warm okay?