Comment on If Vampire's are semi dead, then how come a steak thru the heart kills them if they are dead already? Do they still pump their own blood?

ccunning@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

• meco03211@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Terry Pratchett? Is that you?

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  • toynbee@piefed.social ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    If only.

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• No_Eponym@lemmy.ca ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  In a similar manner, a lot of people believe vampires have a fear of garlic. This is a mistake.

  The true subject of their anxiety is garlic butter, and they fear it in the same way you or I fear facing the scale after a particularly sumptuous holiday feasting season.

  “A moment on the lips, an eternity on the hips,” as Dracula is wont to say.

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