Comment on Chat, is this accurate?
TheTechnician27@lemmy.world 1 week agoOganesson has a half-life of about 0.7 ms and is excruciatingly difficult to synthesize in a way that even lasts on the order of milliseconds. The beam it’s created in is sent to a semiconductor detector. You’d be stretching the definition of “lick” very heavily if you could even convolute a way to make it land on the human tongue.
Warl0k3@lemmy.world 1 week ago
Just point the beam at their tongue instead of the duperwhatsit detector. Bam: Licked.
fartographer@lemmy.world 1 week ago
My dog running straight at me after a solid 15 at the butthole buffet.