But then you don’t get to play the sinking and or stain cleaning game? That’s one of the best parts of being a man!

I sit down sometimes when I’m tired or if I just wanna sit down and fuck around on my phone for a bit. Also at night! I love those no lights to not fuck up your sleep, sit down, take a piss, then quickly get back to bed without touching your phone or talking to anyone so you can hopefully go back to bed!