Damn right! That’s my teleological purpose! I offend both the religious and secular, and thus make more religious. I’ve invented Mormon Occultism. People that rebel in the Mormon church will find me as I am the quasi-opposition of orthodox religious congregations, while people who seek truth from a secular perspective can debate me and I will win having studied philosophy into the 30th grade. This makes me an attractor membrane to orthodox Mormonism. God thought thus through for me, because God knows my dumb ass wouldn’t have come up with this myself, because damn am I a horny son of a bitch.
Reborn_Mormon@lemmy.world 3 months ago
Damn right! That’s my teleological purpose! I offend both the religious and secular, and thus make more religious. I’ve invented Mormon Occultism. People that rebel in the Mormon church will find me as I am the quasi-opposition of orthodox religious congregations, while people who seek truth from a secular perspective can debate me and I will win having studied philosophy into the 30th grade. This makes me an attractor membrane to orthodox Mormonism. God thought thus through for me, because God knows my dumb ass wouldn’t have come up with this myself, because damn am I a horny son of a bitch.
P1nkman@lemmy.world 3 months ago
You’re insane. I like you.
Reborn_Mormon@lemmy.world 3 months ago
This is one of the better and more favored compliments I get. Need to be called Shakespeare three more times to earn an achievement (97/100).
scrungle@crazypeople.online 3 months ago
Calm down, Shakespeare
gandalf_der_12te@feddit.org 3 months ago
i have literally no idea what you just said … how did this get 3 upvotes?
Reborn_Mormon@lemmy.world 3 months ago
There are people smarter than you who get the joke