First Aid training tomorrow at my job provider. Had to do one of those Literacy and Numeracy tests tonight on Canvas, and the questions were so damn simple I had to stop second guessing myself.

Let me smash the ribs of the mannequin and give them the kiss of life already.

I did learn that there is in fact a difference between a “mannequin” (fashion) and a “manikin” (anatomically correct) though, so there’s that.