Comment on "I still CANNOT believe humans were gifted a planet full of trees, fruit, water, animals and sunshine and then they invented debt, capitalism and war."

• red_tomato@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Oh no, there was a parasite in the fruit you’ve eaten and now you’re terminally sick. The best treatment you’re going to get on your short time left is some witch doctor with a drum because what is this modernity called a hospital? Also there’s a tiger hidden in the bushes.

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  • Blurntout@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    That’s cute you mistake my understanding of the English language as a will to live? 😂 I jest

    Random untimely demises of today.

    You walk outside your house and get hit by a bus lol

    You’re at a party with your friends and try some party favours oops it’s fentanyl

    Your stomach hurts pretty bad but you’ve been conditioned to shut up and work hard so you don’t go to the miracle that is a modern hospital. It’s been almost a week and it’s really bad you decide to go to the ER. It’s understaffed and over capacity, you pass out in the waiting room they call your name you don’t wake up you succumb to sepsis in the ER waiting room lol

    We have fun but today’s standard of living is objectively worse than the previous generations for the first time since anyone’s been keeping track 👉💨

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