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• SkyezOpen@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  It’s a joke about mitch McConnell who looks remarkably like a turtle and is allegedly braindead in a hospital right now.

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  • RedMari@reddthat.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Lol that was my first thought but i doubted it from the conviction in this post.

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    • altphoto@lemmy.today ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      What we know is that he was given CPR and you only give CPR to someone who is not breathing and has no pulse and doesn’t respond to anything. We also know that “they found him” in that state …no breathing and no heartbeat. So it’s safe to assume that he’s basically done. Plus the guy is basically a bag of mushy potatoes so after CPR we can Assume he has at least one or more rib, which is reported to be very painful.

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      • RedMari@reddthat.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

        Oh yeah i know the mcconnel stuff. Just didn’t get the carvey connection right away

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  • OS2Warp@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

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