Comment on Discussion Thread 🌟Tuesday 30 June 2026
Pilk@aussie.zone 1 week ago
Proud to announce I have done the most thorough job possible splashing a muddy puddle up my leg. I nearly reached the groin. If you need any tips or pointers on how you too can achieve these results just reach out.
Seagoon_@aussie.zone 1 week ago
when walking walk as close as possible to the outer edge of the footpath, this ensures the big splashes from the road can reach you 👍
Pilk@aussie.zone 1 week ago
This sounds advanced but I’ll be sure to give it a go. Already worked out that tram sand shows up wonderfully on black pants when it dries down.
Seagoon_@aussie.zone 1 week ago
also, aim to walk on wobbly looking pavers in the path, these have icky muddy water underneath, a hidden puddle! When walked on they squirt filthy water up your pants. Extra points if it goes up your pants leg hitting bare skin. 👍
Pilk@aussie.zone 1 week ago
I apologise for my initial hubris. There’s clearly much more to learn.