Gullible@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
Jesus Christ, what’s wrong with you? Just record their license plate number, tail them home, break into their car, and apply novichok to their steering wheel like a normal person.
Gullible@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
Jesus Christ, what’s wrong with you? Just record their license plate number, tail them home, break into their car, and apply novichok to their steering wheel like a normal person.
nightwatch_admin@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Normal? A normal person would barricade all doors and windows and then set their house on fire.
Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
What??? No!!! That’s awful!!! How could you DO such a thing???
…there might be a dog inside!!!
nightwatch_admin@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Ah sorry, correct: no dogs cats birds or other animals are to be harmed. So, a search and rescue op is to be conducted beforehand.
Gullible@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
I just realized why the Russians apply novichok to the inside of clothing. Limiting exposure
CADmonkey@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
That’s why a normal person would brick them up inside a wall. Easier to exclude the dog.