Bell end. For those not from our beloved Manchester, this is a traditional “tough love” term of endowment for someone, who, despite the multitude failures of their logic, debate weaknesses, lack of corroborative evidence will persevere nonetheless.

If he returns, let’s promise 20 quid for the first person to de-bag him. For those not familiar with Manchester phraseology, this is a raconte driven loss of your trousers.

If we can find five people who at school with this chap, queued to copy this gentleman’s homework, I will desist from further mockery. Until such time, he remains on the open season list for candid ridicule of his arguments