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sentient_loom@sh.itjust.works 1 week agoMy evening routine consists largely in cleaning my detachable penis and running it through a series of unit tests.
Comment on I am fully optimized. AMA
sentient_loom@sh.itjust.works 1 week agoMy evening routine consists largely in cleaning my detachable penis and running it through a series of unit tests.
InfiniteStruggle@sh.itjust.works 1 week ago
Tell me more about this detachable penis of yours. Where would one… acquire such a tool?
sentient_loom@sh.itjust.works 1 week ago
If you already have one, simply detach it. If you don’t have one, simply find a male and ask him to attach his penis to your vagina.