I grew up in Washington surrounded by apple orchards. We grew chest hair from smoking out of those apples and then eating them to remove the evidence… and then we got cancer from smoking the pesticides.
(I do actually have cancer, but it’s not actually this, this is a joke)
SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 days ago
I grew up in Washington surrounded by apple orchards. We grew chest hair from smoking out of those apples and then eating them to remove the evidence… and then we got cancer from smoking the pesticides.
(I do actually have cancer, but it’s not actually this, this is a joke)
Bipauler@sh.itjust.works 3 days ago
Best of packing an apple bowl to carry with you was the ability to eat the evidence!