Comment on Lancashire town with 36 Turkish barbers and 14 vape shops sparks concern
Naich@piefed.world 1 day agoYou just have to get the work experience kid to count the number of people going in during the day. Divide their income by that number x number of days it’s open in a year and you can instantly tell if it’s laundering money.
IWW4@lemmy.zip 1 day ago
Or you can do it like NCIS does.
Take a cell phone camera picture and yell enhance and it will give you a details HD video and do all the counts for you.
Oh you mean we aren’t writing fiction?
Naich@piefed.world 22 hours ago
Yeah, I guess it’s completely beyond the bounds of possibility to spend a day counting and then divide one number by another. Impossible.