Comment on Lancashire town with 36 Turkish barbers and 14 vape shops sparks concern
Naich@piefed.world 22 hours agoBecause they can sit outside and see how many people go in for a day or two, look at the books and instantly see if they are laundering money. Daily visits: 25, income £10,000 is either a bit of a red flag or a fucking expensive hair cut.
IWW4@lemmy.zip 22 hours ago
There is no way any police organization will dedicate that much time to that.
Naich@piefed.world 3 hours ago
You just have to get the work experience kid to count the number of people going in during the day. Divide their income by that number x number of days it’s open in a year and you can instantly tell if it’s laundering money.
IWW4@lemmy.zip 3 hours ago
Or you can do it like NCIS does.
Take a cell phone camera picture and yell enhance and it will give you a details HD video and do all the counts for you.
Oh you mean we aren’t writing fiction?