Comment on The rich convinced us that taxing them is too complicated but everyday people can be taxed pretty easily

• Impractical_Island@lemmy.world ⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  No it reads like someone who stares at goats wrote it, being as naturally counterintelligent as I be n are, but you got that cultural reference, yea?

  Here lemme give you a guided reading quiz to help facilitate your education, cuz that’s what I’m about, education:

  Question 1: Who do I work for?

  A) Some agency that starts with the letter F

  B) The CIA

  C) The Illuminati, that decentralized autonomous organization of secret police described in the New Testament at an eighth grade reading level

  D) Some unnamed organization that stares at goats

  E) All of the above

  Question 2: What is my job?

  A) Cop

  B) Counterintelligence

  C) Education (our best crime deterrent)

  D) Professional goat-starer

  E) All of the above

  Question 3: What is a one “Donald Trump?”

  A) President of the United States

  B) A pedophile, by normative definition of the word

  C) A cop

  D) A distraction

  E) All of the above

  Question 4: What do you live in and are a part of?

  A) A police state

  B) A decentralized autonomous organization (society)

  C) The Empire of the Sacred Heart

  D) A topological matrix

  E) All of the above

  Question 5: In 2000-7000 of your own words, which is what I write everyday, tell me what you think of feet.

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  • HugeNerd@lemmy.ca ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Fun!

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