also don't forget to hit the floor, feet facing the grenade - even behind cover. This limits the exposed cross section, and puts enough other matter between the grenade and your vital organs to reduce shrapnel lethality.
Other matter being, you know, your feet and legs. Asscheeks if you're caked up. And a few months of PT is preferable over dying.
DebatableRaccoon@lemmy.ca 1 day ago
No cardboard derivatives?
Triumph@fedia.io 1 day ago
Just put the grenade outside the environment.
rain_enjoyer@sopuli.xyz 1 day ago
that would make the wall unsafe, i’m thinking more about the other ones
AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 1 day ago
They were making a “the front fell off,” reference.
Tja@programming.dev 1 day ago
So was rain_enjoyer. And then they added a missile meme sprinkles in top, if my meme radar isn’t wrong.
DebatableRaccoon@lemmy.ca 1 day ago
They know. Their first paragraph was a good paraphrase of the following line.
PorradaVFR@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Only if reinforced with cellotape, of course.