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zalgotext@sh.itjust.works ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

Just the other day I watched some luxury SUV sitting dumbfounded in a left turn lane with an ambulance flashing lights and blaring the horn behind it. Oh yeah, the left turn lane was the one that led to the emergency room parking lot. I wish that bike messenger was around then

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glimse@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago
Bike messenger are the real police. They’ll give a homeless guy a sandwich a then turn around and beat the shit out of a pickpocket.

You do not fuck with bike messengers, they’re pissed off at the world and right to be. Plus they know all the escape routes.

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- HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago
  i’m just trying to think of the synchronicity of this. i did the running sports in school because i got good legs. i did the kicking martial arts thing because i got good legs. i am doing the leg exercise midlife crisis thing because blah blah. i’m wondering if i should get some mall ninja throwing stars to go with my new angry midlife crisis this sounds fun
  
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