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Comment on They are better than people and unfortunately die so young compared to us
Doomsider@lemmy.world 1 week ago
Going to have to call bullshit.
Times I have stepped in human shit: 0
Times I have stepped in dog shit: 100+
Times I have had a good conservation with dog: 0
Times I have had a good conversation with people: countless
Times my life has been saved by a doctor: 4
Times my life has been saved by a dog: 0
Conclusion: Dogs are not better than people. Next time your house catches on fire try calling a golden retriever instead of the fire department and let me know how that works out.
Syndication@lemmy.today 1 week ago
Doomsider@lemmy.world 1 week ago
So your Team Golden Retriever!? I guess we know who to send when you need medical treatment. I hope tail wags can cure what ails you!
CaptainSpaceman@lemmy.world 1 week ago
Dogs are great, but people have thumbs
stickly@lemmy.world 1 week ago
Never been to San Francisco, eh?
Doomsider@lemmy.world 1 week ago
Oh yeah, showing your true colors. You probably take a stray dog home but ignore a homeless man.
Even dogs know they are not better.