People who think the end of civilization as we know it isn’t around the corner

me: nothx

People who know the end is near but have no idea what to do and are panicking

me: nothx

People who are preparing for the end of civilization as we know it with <things> and <plans>

me: nothx

Someone who has fully embraced we’re living in Kali Yuga and just wing what being a good person is one step at a time

me: Marry me.