Okay, but what about the right to plastic bears?
Also make sure to equip your plastic T. rex with a skateboard for speed buffs.
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prettybunnys@piefed.social 2 weeks agoIt would be safer to defend my family with a 12” plastic t-Rex than a handgun.
I’d also, inside a home, likely be able to get within range to strike with the plastic t-Rex before they could take aim.
My plastic t-Rex isn’t gonna go through walls and kill someone, but if it does go through a wall … you got a new plastic T. rex to play with.
We should have the right to T-Rex arms, not bear arms.
emergencyfood@sh.itjust.works 1 week ago
supersquirrel@sopuli.xyz 2 weeks ago
I support this, go one step further and get a pair of dino themed handcuffs so when you citizen arrest the home invader after they trip on an improbable amount of plastic dinos distributed around the periphery of your basement it is maximally embarassing for them and maximally badass for you.