I was at the atm earlier today and I was waiting in line. It was taking forever and finally I looked up. It was the tiniest old lady and she was struggling. Y’all know me, of course I intruded and asked her if she needed help. She asked if I could help check her balance. Well, she fell right over.
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RedSeries@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 week ago
He struggles with ramps and walking unassisted. He’s an elderly man with dementia. I’m pretty sure a gentle push or some uneven ground could end him.
Republicans are so weak!
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 6 days ago
silence7@slrpnk.net 1 week ago
It’s hard to beat up an octogenarian when you’re a nonagenarian
dgdft@lemmy.world 1 week ago
Say what you will but he has factors in his favor: weight class, doughiness, and (absorbent) padding around the groin to prevent cheap shots.
There are no higher order thinking processes running in that brain either, just pure animalistic id. A concussion-inducing blow doesn’t make any difference if those brain cells were already dead.
Cheesus@lemmy.ca 6 days ago
I mean, yeah, but he’s never lifted a finger in his life.
I’m pretty sure the average adult (male or female) could whoop his ass.
barooboodoo@lemmy.zip 6 days ago
I’m guessing it would take more than one diaper to negate a shot to the family jewels.