I’ve put a wrist strap on the vacuum phone because it’s just so wide and flat. Combine that with the camera bump and there are a few times it has flown out of my pocket from getting caught on the way out.

When we were at the Blue Lotus Watergardens the other week I was terrified of holding my phone out to get a photo and fumbling it into the water.

Modern phones are one thing that could convince me rich people are actually aliens or lizard people because these things are not made to be handled by human hands. They almost feel more suited to a tentacle or a rough padded lizard foot