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starik@lemmy.zip ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

• Rothe@piefed.social ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Palantir has apparently been posting recruitment ads in trans somewhere. Someone then posted fake palantir ads based on those, but stating the literal truth about what palantir is about instead.

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  • BryyM@lemmy.world ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    That “in trans” typo gave me some funny mental images

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    • dansemacabreingalone@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      This is why you dont penetrate trans people. Might find a palantir ad.

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      • dansemacabreingalone@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        I kissed this trans girl once and i felt brail on her teeth. You can guess what it said. She brushed them of course, we got back to it, and not ten minutes later another was already starting to form.

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  • SwifferWetjet@thelemmy.club ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Me when my poor transwoman homie has a Palantir ad up her butt and I gotta help scoop it out like a toy without a flared base😓

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• DrBob@lemmy.ca ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Each line is in white is an independent phrase. They follow a theme but aren’t meant to make a sentence.

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  • starik@lemmy.zip ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I see. It is a plausibly worded Tinder ad ripped away to reveal half of a satirically worded Palantir ad, and they aren’t meant to make sense when combined.

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    • thedirtyknapkin@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      i mean, it’s meant to have meaning. it makes sense in a way.

      part of the idea behind palantir is that they’ve collected basically every picture on the internet for ai to be used in ai facial recognition. that includes your time profile. Trump also recently bragged about using palantir in some way to kill people in iran.

      so it’s supposed to make you aware of that fact that if you put your politics on your tinder profile, Trump may one day use palantir to hunt you down.

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