Comment on TFW you blow your nose and finally get that ONE stuck booger dislodged

GreenKnight23@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

had sinusitis one year. really bad.

after a full course of antibiotics I blew my nose and the plug popped. it was so satisfying to not have that lodged in my sinus cavity. but then…suddenly… a hot rush ran out of my brain. thankfully I still had a tissue in my hand. a bright highlighter yellow liquid began rushing out of my nose. it was unstoppable.

at least half a cup of this foul liquid poured from my face. the whole time the euphoric sensations I was experiencing was honestly better than sex. the relief, the lack of pressure, everything was amazing. the most peculiar sensation was my vision was like I was being stretched out in a black hole. my arms and legs were barely controllable. my balance was steady only because of the wall I was leaned against.

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