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GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 2 days agoI get that this image has been manipulated to make him look worse, but not by much.
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GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 2 days agoI get that this image has been manipulated to make him look worse, but not by much.
LillyPip@lemmy.ca 2 days ago
It is though. Only a bit, but you can’t get that orange even using the orange concealer he uses wrong.
Fun fact: it’s not spray tan. The real story is much sadder. It’s a certain brand of concealer he buys in bulk, because
Way back in his *the Apprentice * days, a talented makeup artist made him look far, far better on camera than he looked in the mirror, and he asked her how she made him look so good.
According to an interview she later gave, she explained her whole routine. It seems he stopped listening after her fist few sentences, though, because from then on he began buying the first step she used (a certain orange concealer) and just slathering it all over his face as the one and only step.
Some of his previous maids have confirmed this, and some have said he goes through shirts like no one else because the concealer stains like crazy. It’s not meant to be used that way, you’re supposed to use it sparingly underneath foundation, powder, etc. he uses it alone and in copious amounts.
Spray tan or bronzer would at least make some sense. The real story is worse.
He is that inattentive and stupid.
Grail@multiverse.soulism.net 2 days ago
What’s her name?