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notabot@piefed.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

What kind of prehensile pps are y’all having??

Just the normal kind.

Are dicks supposed to have 6-packs?

You need to put in the work to get the best result.

Or is there a secret fellatio technique that includes pelvis-deep sucking?

You really have been missing out…

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Mossheart@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

Are dicks supposed to have 6-packs?

How many cock pushups can you do?

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- glandrid@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago
  Just one is all you need, really
  
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- notabot@piefed.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago
  Where do you think the expression “cocked up” comes from? It’s what happens if you tip over when doing cock pushups. Remember to always stay safe in the cocknasium.
  
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Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago
Only the normal amount of prehensile, huh?
I’ll work on that.

put in the work

OK, fine, bowling, curling, stone throwing, dwarf-tossing (prehensively), all do all of it!!
(… starting tomorrow tho)

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