Comment on IMPORTANT PSA FOR PARENTS
imadethis@fedinsfw.app 1 week ago
That’s silly, OP. Everyone knows that after the third sneeze (and ‘bless you!’), you need to start cursing them. Otherwise they’ll lose too much bad stuff and become enraptured by the good, losing all will and will be enraptured by what’s above them, whether vagina, penis, or light bulbs. It’s how the bisexuals are created, and we need people to help preserve the delicate balance between the various types. Too many bisexuals and the whole world will collapse.
DokPsy@lemmy.world 1 week ago
I tell people they only get two. I’m not encouraging that behavior