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FrChazzz@lemmus.org 10 hours agoAlso lots of “well, you’re animal isn’t really pure enough. But you’re in luck because we happen to have a few High Priest Certified^tm^ animals right over here. We’ll just take yours on trade and you can pay the difference!” (then resell the perfectly good sacrificial animal to the next poor pilgrim who comes along)
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 6 hours ago
Yeah, that dog you came in with? It’s really only 75% dog. You need 100% dog grade dog, now with extra bark, or your sins, I know this dude and he’s going to make your sins not fall off the truck this year. I neeeeed that extra dog. Make with the extra twenty five percent dog please.
Sorry that’s what comes to mind when you say my animal needs to be more pure. I’m not claiming it’s clever, or funny, just that it’s blasphemous woo