Comment on This balloon we brought to decorate a 70th birthday party wasn't at all overshadowed by the ones left on display from the previous party.

Eggyhead@kbin.social ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

Just go with the sixty and be all cute about it: “You’re 70??? No way, you can’t be a day over 60!”

Or turn the 6 into a 9 and come back in 20 years.

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