Comment on With regards to cutlery, do you prefer a spoon or a fork for eating cake?
Codpiece@feddit.uk 21 hours ago
Neither. What’s wrong your fingers, not bourgeois enough for you?
Comment on With regards to cutlery, do you prefer a spoon or a fork for eating cake?
Codpiece@feddit.uk 21 hours ago
Neither. What’s wrong your fingers, not bourgeois enough for you?
Patrikvo@lemmy.zip 21 hours ago
For starters, we don’t know what and whose orifices those have been in.
Codpiece@feddit.uk 21 hours ago
Well I do, they’re my fingers. And I washed them.
I’m not taking the gamble of using other peoples fingers.
Una@europe.pub 18 hours ago
I recommend adding dandruff from your hair as seasoning.
Codpiece@feddit.uk 18 hours ago
Sigh. Another kick in the teeth for us bald folks.