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YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

• humorlessrepost@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  It’ll pay for itself in saved toilet paper.

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  • YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Not to get too graphic, but I eat very very healthy, so I’m generally two wipes anyways and the second one is mainly for confirmation.

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    • humorlessrepost@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      You have far less body hair than me.

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      • YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        A better reply I’m now thinking of is “naw, my shit is so solid it grunts “crab battle” on the way out”.

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      • YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        I assure you otherwise. I got that super test gene(not bragging, I actually hate almost every aspect of it). I have thick hair in my ear that I wave to wax once every other month or it would drive me crazy.

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• SlurpingPus@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I’ve heard that without hairs the swamp ass turns into a river ass.

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  • forwhomthecattolls@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    also farting becomes a dice roll on whether or not you will rupture eardrums with the ensuing noise

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  • YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Eww, maybe I’ll stick with my electric trimmer then.

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