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OhStopYellingAtMe@lemmy.world âš3â© âšweeksâ© ago
I was lucky enough to be born with bright green eyes, and cursed with terrible nearsightedness and so need glasses to see more than a foot past my nose. Alas
Comment on Whatta my color? đ€©
OhStopYellingAtMe@lemmy.world âš3â© âšweeksâ© ago
I was lucky enough to be born with bright green eyes, and cursed with terrible nearsightedness and so need glasses to see more than a foot past my nose. Alas
Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net âš3â© âšweeksâ© ago
Mine are darker green, but I was also blind as a bat before I paid someone in an dark alley in the used hubcap district to hold me down and shine a laser pointer at my retinas.
Iâve had 20/20 ever since, but I was -4.75 and -5.5 before correction.
Hideakikarate@sh.itjust.works âš3â© âšweeksâ© ago
Missed the opportunity to use the Riddick eye quote:
Gotta kill a few people.Then you got to get sent to a slam, where they tell you youâll never see daylight again. You dig up a doctor, and you pay him 20 menthol Kools to do a surgical shine job on your eyeballs.