Gotta do the star fold with the thin stuff, get the grain aligned like plywood to keep it from splitting.
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Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 11 months agoExcept when it’s that thin and crappy, some of it’s going to break off no matter how much you use.
You can use a lot of it to make the company spend more money refilling, sure, but you can’t do a decent wipe with that crap, pun intended, no matter what you do with it.
OhmsLawn@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 11 months ago
You mean like some sort of asshole origami? Assigami?
QuaternionsRock@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Just absolutely demolish the toilet every time you use it.
Make them suck out that half-a-ply-ass-TP with oil rig equipment.
Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 11 months ago
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SlikPikker@lemmy.ca 11 months ago
Flush a tampon wrapped in floss.
Senex@reddthat.com 11 months ago
Soak a large sponge in cornstarch, wrap as small as possible with rubber bands, let dry, cut rubber bands then flush a hand full of these down the toilet.
bartlebee@infosec.pub 11 months ago
Settle down there, Satan.
Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 11 months ago
How are you guys smuggling all those sabotage supplies to work? 😆