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OldGrayDog@fedinsfw.app 2 weeks agoNot defending this piece of shit, but I grew up next to a town named Farmington, just saying.
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OldGrayDog@fedinsfw.app 2 weeks agoNot defending this piece of shit, but I grew up next to a town named Farmington, just saying.
tetris11@feddit.uk 2 weeks ago
I bet you’ve got some fake-ass cowboy name like “Bi-lly West.”
SkyezOpen@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Sleve McDichael
tetris11@feddit.uk 2 weeks ago
That’s a name I haven’t heard in a very long time.
I met my first love in that world. We lived in the wilderness and made a humble living fishing for crabs. One day I came back from the bank and found her missing, her items in a bundle, signs of a struggle, no replies in her PM. I searched the wastes for days, taking on multiple PvPs for any info about her. Finally, giving in to my grief, I set sail for Teardrop island to begin my fishing career anew, and when I stepped off that boat – there she was, garbed in fishwife attire, macking on that wretched curr McDichel as he enticed her with promises of boats and cider.
I haven’t logged in since.