Comment on First dates
Salamanderwizard@lemmy.world 3 days ago
Listen, lads. If she is willing to show you her spider mouth on the first date, she isn’t the woman you wanna bring home to mom. That’s how you get an eggsac in your chest. Then Bam! You’re a single father of millions.
Notyou@sopuli.xyz 3 days ago
Speak for yourself. If she is willing to show me her spider mouth on the first date, that just means she has good taste.
Salamanderwizard@lemmy.world 2 days ago
^this guy eggsacs.