“Thank you all for working earlier and retiring later. What you’ve done has wiped out that horrid national debt…
Now for some more good news we’ve got an even newer, bigger, better, more tremendous national debt because, well, we are either fucking useless with money or just robbing thieving cunts that plain just stole all that cash from your hard work to buy ourselves mansions and yachts.
So everyone will now have to start work at 14 and retire at, lol I don’t know, 78? to get rid of this national debt. We pinky promise not to rob all this money though. Honest.
Right I’m off to buy another yacht. See ya, suckers!”