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Comment on Discussion Thread 👽 Friday 30 January 2026

CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

Since it’s question time. The other day I had an impromptu sneeze and it was so violent I hurt my teeth when it was released. I’m still kinda feeling it today.

So what is the most ridiculous way you’ve hurt yourself?

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useless_modern_god@aussie.zone ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago
It was a NSFW situation involving chain and a hook and many stitches🫥

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- JackFrostNCola@aussie.zone ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago
  Obviously NSFW, you werent following correct workplace chain and hook guidelines and didnt even look at the SWMS.
  
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- CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago
  Oh boy
  
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Catfish@aussie.zone ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago
Slipped on cat sick in the dark. Wrecked both ankles and a knee. Ended up sitting in it. Naked.

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- CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago
  no words
  
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melbaboutown@aussie.zone ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago
Cut my thumb on the lid of a shampoo bottle

Relaxed with my arm under my head and partially dislocated my shoulder (causing a small tear in my rotator cuff)

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SpinMeAround@aussie.zone ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago
Got a leg infection from tripping on my own skirt going up an escalator at Flinders St. Didn’t realise how bad it was until a few days later I knelt on it and just wailed

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Seagoon_@aussie.zone ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago
just various head bumps

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