Slipped on cat sick in the dark. Wrecked both ankles and a knee. Ended up sitting in it. Naked.
Comment on Discussion Thread 👽 Friday 30 January 2026
CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone 1 day ago
Since it’s question time. The other day I had an impromptu sneeze and it was so violent I hurt my teeth when it was released. I’m still kinda feeling it today.
So what is the most ridiculous way you’ve hurt yourself?
melbaboutown@aussie.zone 1 day ago
Cut my thumb on the lid of a shampoo bottle
Relaxed with my arm under my head and partially dislocated my shoulder (causing a small tear in my rotator cuff)
SpinMeAround@aussie.zone 1 day ago
Got a leg infection from tripping on my own skirt going up an escalator at Flinders St. Didn’t realise how bad it was until a few days later I knelt on it and just wailed
Seagoon_@aussie.zone 1 day ago
just various head bumps
useless_modern_god@aussie.zone 1 day ago
It was a NSFW situation involving chain and a hook and many stitches🫥
JackFrostNCola@aussie.zone 1 day ago
Obviously NSFW, you werent following correct workplace chain and hook guidelines and didnt even look at the SWMS.
CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone 1 day ago
Oh boy