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fort_burp@feddit.nl 2 days ago
Americans have already done the math
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Baby is born
Doctor: How did you like your free 9 month trial of life?
Baby: What do you mean free trial?
Doctor: It costs money to live.
Baby: Frantically tries to climb back into the womb.
That’s pretty much my littlest one. He got forced out into the world and he’s been pissed about it ever since.
Washedupcynic@lemmy.ca 2 days ago
Baby is born
Doctor: How did you like your free 9 month trial of life?
Baby: What do you mean free trial?
Doctor: It costs money to live.
Baby: Frantically tries to climb back into the womb.
jubilationtcornpone@sh.itjust.works 2 days ago
That’s pretty much my littlest one. He got forced out into the world and he’s been pissed about it ever since.