I’ve actually been dealing with a real life shitposter.

At work we deal with people who have mental issues, and so, in order to protect my coworkers, I’ve been redirecting emails to myself from this one person who has been emailing us carefully crafted iPhone photographs of her turds fresh, hot, and steaming in her bathtub.

She keeps posting questions asking who is shitting in her bathtub, and my response has been consistently, “you live by yourself, it’s you”.